THE BEST PERFUME TO ATTRACT A MAN

Apr/2009 at 6:39 pm Leave a comment

My girlfriend told me her Irish perfume smelled like maple syrup after a few hours.

Men were following their noses to her and then talking about pancakes.

I said, “If you really want to attract a man, find a perfume that dries down to bacon.”

(I haven’t lived with Himself all these years for nothing.)

Entry filed under: GirlFriends, ifIWereInChargeOfEverything, JustAnOldFashionedGirl, WhyNot?, YUMMY. Tags: , , , , , , .

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