Posts filed under ‘YUMMY’

THE BEST PERFUME TO ATTRACT A MAN

My girlfriend told me her Irish perfume smelled like maple syrup after a few hours.

Men were following their noses to her and then talking about pancakes.

I said, “If you really want to attract a man, find a perfume that dries down to bacon.”

(I haven’t lived with Himself all these years for nothing.)

Apr/2009 at 6:39 pm Leave a comment

NO SHRIMP IN JAIL

Serial shrimp shoplifter.

Maybe he was having a dinner party.

Or is a shrimp addict.

Apr/2009 at 5:45 pm Leave a comment

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?

Perfume.

Purses.

Definitely Coke.

No! This Coke!

Original, old school.

Or maybe Mexican Coke.

Apr/2009 at 5:41 pm 1 comment

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY

My house will smell of an old tenement today-corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, carrots and turnips.

I cook it in beer.

Himself will love it.

Don’t forget to wear a bit of the green!

And if you go out tonight, find your nearest Irish pub.

Nothing says “St. Patrick’s Day” like green beer…

Mar/2009 at 12:08 am Leave a comment

LOGICAL CONSEQUENCES

is how I reared my children.

It taught them cause, effect and responsibility.

I may have to try it on Himself.

Today was a dreary, drizzly day. It was the perfect day to do back burner, all-day cooking.

Chicken curry for us and some chicken/rice stuff for the dogs.

Himself kept teasing that the dog’s food looked and smelled better.

I should have just let him eat it.

It had fish oil.

Mar/2009 at 1:52 am 1 comment

GIVE ME A GEEK ANY DAY!

I just got off the phone with someone who calls someone I love a geek.

For this person geek=nerd, not unlike a previous generation where geek=freak.

Same kind of tone.

SO ignorant!

I have lived with and loved a geek forever. We had mini-geeks. (You know, the kind who are popular AND excel at school!)

Most of our friends and co-workers are geeks. And if they’re not, well, bless their hearts…

So here, dumbass, is what “geek” means to me:

Smart

Cool

Funny

Adorable

Good-looking

Successful

Sexy

Fun

Feel free to add your own adjectives. I think I’ve said enough.

Feb/2009 at 2:20 pm 1 comment

RESTAURATEURS-GET A CLUE!

If your restrooms are dirty then your kitchen is dirty.

We will never come back.

It will be mentioned to other people. Possibly in public.

Uncleanliness is costly.

Feb/2009 at 1:35 am Leave a comment

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