Posts tagged ‘GorgeousGordonRamsey’

SORRY, TV

We are breaking up. It’s not you, it’s me.

I haven’t yet read the hundred greatest books ever written. (Oh! Another list!)

The Economist and several other magazines take me much longer to read than they used to.

I need to return some calls.

Still only speak one language.

Research to be done in my quest for specific products that don’t seem to exist.

Which means I may have to invent something. (Another list!)

Can no longer multi-task. ( As I rip out these stitches.)

Well, lets make it a soft break-up.

You promise to make an effort to improve. I promise to visit whenever I need to visit LowestCommonDenominatorLand.

Or there is a dog to be brushed or silver to be polished.

Or Eastenders is on.

Continue Reading Feb/2009 at 9:05 pm 1 comment

RESTAURATEURS-GET A CLUE!

If your restrooms are dirty then your kitchen is dirty.

We will never come back.

It will be mentioned to other people. Possibly in public.

Uncleanliness is costly.

Feb/2009 at 1:35 am Leave a comment


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