Posts tagged ‘Himself’

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY

My house will smell of an old tenement today-corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, carrots and turnips.

I cook it in beer.

Himself will love it.

Don’t forget to wear a bit of the green!

And if you go out tonight, find your nearest Irish pub.

Nothing says “St. Patrick’s Day” like green beer…

Mar/2009 at 12:08 am Leave a comment

NIXON AND ME

I read once that while he was in the White House, Richard Nixon ran the air conditioning and had the fireplaces going at the same time.

I can relate.

One last cold front came through and I started begging Himself to fire that thing up.

If I didn’t have an actual conscience and character, I could curl up by that cozy hearth all year long.

Just like Nixon.

ADDENDUM– You know, the way that man sweated, he should have just stuck with the air-conditioning.

Mar/2009 at 2:04 am Leave a comment

LOGICAL CONSEQUENCES

is how I reared my children.

It taught them cause, effect and responsibility.

I may have to try it on Himself.

Today was a dreary, drizzly day. It was the perfect day to do back burner, all-day cooking.

Chicken curry for us and some chicken/rice stuff for the dogs.

Himself kept teasing that the dog’s food looked and smelled better.

I should have just let him eat it.

It had fish oil.

Mar/2009 at 1:52 am 1 comment

HIMSELF NEEDS A TIFFEN WALLAH

because he ate cookies for lunch.

Actually, a tiffen wallah would be his idea of a dream come true.

He loves my cooking, bless him.

If only he would carry the insulated bento box that I used to send to school in lue of cafeteria food…

Feb/2009 at 2:12 pm 1 comment

MY iPHONE LEFT ME STRANDED

It was a combination of a broken car-charger and bad battery life.

It also seems my voice-mail went down. (Himself said he left six messages.)

So, if you called yesterday afternoon-sorry.

Call back.

Feb/2009 at 1:52 pm 2 comments

OVERHEARD-Greek Cafe

Her-“We should conversate more.”

Him-“Conversate?”

Her-“Did I stutter?”

Eavesdropper (me)-“Drop her and find someone you can “converse” with.”

But not out loud because Himself would have killed me. 🙂

Feb/2009 at 1:40 pm 1 comment

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